*waits*

Can you hear that? Listen REALLY hard. Go on. Do eet. *g*

*waits some more*

Know what that is? No? Why it's the delicious, soothing sound of SILENCE.

*feels body slowly unwind and aural cavity begin to rejoice*

I love my children but boy, do I love the start of school terms! I have my house back! Booyah!

*high fives*